Chain Essay

John was unique. He stood out among the other penguins, because all of his friends were black, but John was yellow. However, John had a good friend who was named Krystof. Krystof also stood out because he was an albino penguin. One day, they met an octopus named Victor in the deep blue sea. Victor was evil, so he caught the two penguins and trapped them in his secret underwater cave, where he had other pet penguins. Then suddenly, Chuck Norris, riding a rainbow unicorn, burst into the secret underwater cave, magically killing Victor with his gaze.

 John looked at him, still trapped and waiting for Chuck Norris to save him; Victor's body was on the ground, and Chuck Norris was staring at him, smiling. John and Krystof shouted at him to rescue them, but Chuck Norris,

not removing his pedophilliac gaze, walked over to the entrance of the cave. He punched the wall of the cave, puncturing a giant hole. Water started rushing into the cave.

When John tried to escape, his flippers got stuck on Chuck's toenail. This amazing discovery of Chuck's animal abuse was reported on the New York Times, the article by Bo Ferris. It was a strange expereince for the reporter too.

Soon, John and Norris became the major issue of the week and reporters tried to have an interview with them, but they refused to take it. So BBC paid them a billion dollars for the interview.

Soon, the most significant and honorable king of all the penguins had been appeared in front of John and Norris, whose name was Paul. He was the most powerful king of all the countries. Today, he doesn't look so good

because he had a big fight with the queen. Actually, his fighting with the queen is natural because he hates the queen.

Then John fell in love with the queen and they got married. The queen betrayed the king. The king got mad and killed John, but magically, John came back to life and ran away with the queen. They had eighty-four children. The queen died from too many babies.

John gave up his life for the queen to come back to life. God saw his good means, and found that it was too sad and too cruel to make him die, so God let both the queen and John survive. They lived happily ever after.